Blasphemers in Europe:
the secularhumanistpostchristiansocialistmarxists have decided to worship some pathetic thing known as the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
So I HAVE SENT MY PROPHET, CAPTAIN BLY, to demand their worship since they've all gone to the dogs anyway.
I had best see some results soon, or there will be some REAL BONE PICKING TO DO!
You weenies shall show your love here.
Here is where I sniffed up this stinker.
I WILL EAT YOU FOR A SNACK.